Special Award

I know this may be too flippant for some, but I have reached the "that's all I can stands! I can't stands no more" stage with a certain Florida judge.
I had really hoped this would not be necessary, but the more I read the order written by Hizzoner George Greer, the more I saw Pontius Pilate washing his hands. He essentially said, "I'm done with this. You have three weeks." Therefore, it is with much regret that I must bestow upon Judge Greer this special lifetime achievement "Get Your Head Outta There" Award.

Judge George Greer, for your work in advancing the Pontius Pilate school of jurisprudence, you are hereby awarded this Golden Lifetime Achievement Get Your Head Outta There award